Many years ago, my father discovered the world’s most perfect timepiece, and he later passed that knowledge on to me, his firstborn (and arguably best) son. That watch is theĀ Casio Men’s F105W-1A Sport Watch, and it is amazing. It boasts the following features:

  • is $11.49
  • per above, you can lose it or break it and you don’t have to care; just buy another one
  • the battery lasts for approximately 35 years
  • glows!
  • you don’t have to worry about people trying to steal it
  • does not send you notifications when you receive an email
  • is really basic and beautifully designed


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You should buy one.